A Lot of Things Can Happen in 20ft.
Can I really just tell you how important you are in my life? You've been there for me since we first met, and you never questioned who I was. You've been such a solid figure in my background, and even though we don't see each other that often, or even talk that often, when I think about who my real friends are I never question if you should be considered one. Thank you for always being you, and always letting me be me, and always being there. I love you <3

<333333 ^______^
This made me so happy. I’m glad that our relationship can prove that real friends never die. I will always love you, no matter what you do or say or change into. Even if you change into someone that hates me, cause I know thats when you’ll need me to love you the most. I want to see your face sooooon. 

Oh, you know. Just me being &#8216;ratchet&#8217; in the Trap (definition: Where drugs are bought and sold). Bahahahahaha, &lt;3

Oh, you know. Just me being ‘ratchet’ in the Trap (definition: Where drugs are bought and sold). Bahahahahaha, <3

Nicki Minaj rant.

So tell me, Nicki Mniaj, do you know what a Trap is?
Because your song had nothing to do with one.
I’m glad you know ‘nothing’ rhymes with ‘nothing’.
And ‘buscuit’ rhymes with ‘big bitch’… and ‘whole life’.
And you know, the best way to have everyone love you,
Is to rep EVERYBODY’s hometown in your hook, right? Even Deleware.
And might I just add… you have three times more ass than I do,
I can twerk like I’m the wrong skin color and make black guys go, “DAAAAAMN!”.
You… well, can’t. Oh and,
Thank you for showing me that ass implants are a waste of money.
I almost considered investing.

PS: Lil’ Kim did your style better… fifteen years ago.
/rant 

Stop liking my Facebook statuses and bang me already.
Reblog this if you’re a Cancer.
Pimp status furry hookah. Wuddup.

Pimp status furry hookah. Wuddup.